Category Archives: Life Itself

Beer Allergy

Turns out it’s true – I can no longer drink beer. I drank my last pint of pale ale Monday night. This is a Greek fuckin’ tragedy.

I’m allergic, apparently, to anything that contains gluten. Gluten is the substance that gives wheat it’s elasticity, and it’s also present in rye and barley. Bread is out. Muffins, cake, cereal, tortillas, and so on, all things of the past.

Most beers and ales are brewed using malted barley, so that sucks. Pale ales were my favorite beverage. However, wine is still in, as are most other alcoholic beverages, sodas, and drinks of any sort. I was experiencing a reaction to lactose (milk, dairy) as well, but they say that this will sort itself out after a few weeks of avoiding gluten-based foods. With that in mind, Peet’s Coffee makes the best soy cappuccinos.

I have seen some emerging gluten-free ales out there, bless the Australians and the British, but not much going on here in the USA yet. It is going to be at least a little while before gluten-free ales are going to be widely available here, but with 1 in 133 or so Americans with this condition it won’t take forever before someone figures out there’s a market for gluten-free beer around here.

It is amazing how much better I’m feeling even after just a short period of avoiding gluten foods. Even a trace amount will do intestinal damage and make me feel like crap, so it’s been difficult to get things sorted out. I took one bite of a chocolate chip cookie yesterday without thinking, and it did me in.

The weird thing is, it’s only started bothering me the past few months. I must be getting old or something, because I’ve been eating wheat-based everything every single day of my life.

So I’ll probably blog about gluten-free recipes from time to time. This kind of sucks, but at least it gives me something new to write about…

Back to School

This week I took the first steps towards enrolling myself for another masters degree, in computer information systems. My first class starts at the end of this month. I’ve been eyeing school programs now for years, so this has definitley been a long time coming.

Considering my masters is in music performance, I have come quite far in a technology-based career. I’m proud of the fact that I was able to gravitate towards a career in web development instead of schlepping the double bass all over creation, and to take the time, night after night, to train myself in web technologies. And now I see my position as the lead web developer for a major national scientific organization somewhat of a great achievement, considering my background.

Obviously when I tell people I majored in classical music, they do a double take. The inevitable question is: “How did you go from being a musician to being a web geek?” But if you think about it, music is very closely related to science, mathematics, and espeically computer programming. The conventions of western harmony and music notation are as much an abstract programming language as Java or PHP. Music theory contains instructions on how to represent objects such as pitch, melody, harmony, rhythm, orchestration, and so on. Heck, a simple repeat is like a loop in any programming language. Come to think of it, there’s no reason why one couldn’t compose a symphony in C++ instead of music notation. It would be hard, but I think one could use that or most any other programming language to give instructions on which pitches to sound over a given period of time. And of course, if you wanted a human to play it, you’d still have to be able to export in music notation. And as a matter of fact, there is an XML application for notating music called MusicXML. Ha – so there you go.

Science and music have been closely tied together since Pythagoras wrote about the Music of the Spheres driving the heavens. At it’s core, music is a matematical discipline. Rhythm is division: One quarter note can equal two eighth notes, four sixteenth notes, three eighth note triplets, or an endless number of variations. Harmony as taught by Johann Joseph Fux in his treatise on counterpoint called “Gradus ad Parnassum” can be boiled down to an almost purely boolean process. The study of music in early education programs is shown to make students more adept at science and math overall. Even Einstein himself was an avid violinist.

But despite years of professional experience, recognized industry expertise, and results of the highest standards, it remains that most people just don’t get it. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been turned down for whatever position because of the lack of a technical degree. A simple piece of paper. But usually it’s that music degree that got me in the door in the first place, and it is a masters.

I’m tired of having to defend my education as compared with my career. It shouldn’t matter, but it does. And I’ve always wanted to get a technical masters, if ever a decent and relevant program could be found. So it’s back to school with me. I hope that this will help clear things up when I have these discussions in the future, so that the music degree becomes more of a “wow” bonus on top of the technical degree and not a big fat WTF

The hard part has been identifying a program that is either local or entirely online, can be done part time, and is quality enough from a respectable established university and not some ridiculous thing where you fill out some forms and they print you a diploma. After much research and evaluations of curriculum and such, I have decided to enroll in University of Denver’s online program.

The thing I liked about this program was it’s flexibility. The CIS program has several tracks, including two that interested me: web development and information security. On the web development side, I am already pretty accomplished. So I didn’t want to take all my classes in things that I was already good at. On the security side, I have some very good solid experience, but I have a lot more opportunity for learning new things in this area. I didn’t want to abandon one side or the other really – a combination of the two would be optimal for my needs. And this works out perfectly with their individualized option. They have classes in application security and e-commerce security which directly related to web dev, plus the two core security courses prepare you for CISSP certification on top of everything. The security program there is recognized by the NSA, which helps a lot on the credibility level.

Quality-wise, the classes looked to be on-target. I didn’t want to take a bunch of irrelevant classes just to grab a piece of paper. But these courses include things like a bit of JavaScript, a nice chunk of XML, and some ColdFusion programming. All good stuff that I’ve been trying to dig deeper into lately. I’m looking forward to it!