The Age of Destruction

In the space of 10 minutes, my almost-two-year-old son:

1. Pulled all the cushions off of the couch and used the resulting springs as a trampoline

2. Pulled all the DVDs and books out of the bookshelf and on to the living room floor

3. Pulled Yingwen’s makeup off the shelf from the bathroom and opened them in the living room

4. Unwrapped an entire package of Trident gum and left the pieces scattered on the floor

5. Pulled Yingwen’s mobile phone cradle off the kitchen counter, tied it to the back of his play fire truck, and pulled it around the house

6. Broke Yingwen’s headphones for her portable CD player

7. Pulled his fire truck up to the piano, climbed up on top, and proceeded to strip naked and scream

Keep in mind that as I chased him around trying to clean up, as one item became out of his hands he methodically would race to the next queued item in his quest for wanton destruction.

And now he is attacking my keyboardgggggggggggdddddddddd .ljh dfnb